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« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2009, 12:40:49 PM » by BJ_BOBBI_JO

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Floydian-- I believe that you have candidacolonitesmonocardowhatchamacallitodites.  It is a very serious medical Dx which requires immediate attention. The normal protocol for this diabolical illness is 10 cayenne pepper enemas a day for 7 days.
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« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2009, 12:50:48 PM » by Gigi
Well, I'm not worried about the fever, rashes and barfing - but I did see that you said your pinky toe hurts?!!!!!  This is very serious!

How long has it been hurting???  Is it a throb or a stabbing pain?  Is it pink, purple, blue or magenta?  Why haven't you done anything about this sooner?  Obviously you have come down with a serious case of thislittlepiggycriedweeweeweeallthewayhome syndrome!!!!  This can only come about after someone has been VACCINATED for the H1N1 virus - You must have been so stupid as to have gone out and gotten an evil knievel vaccine, for crying out loud!!!  You ought to have known better.  Shame on you.

The only relief for this terrible syndrome is to stop using products with SLS in them at once.  And absolutely no gluten. 



Quote from: floydian on October 09, 2009, 11:55:47 AM
"I'm new here, and I don't know how this works, so I'm posting here but I have all these problems and need help.  I have rashes all over, I'm running a fever of 105.3, I have a cough, stopped up nose, and I've been barfing every hour on the hour for three days.  And my pinky toe hurts.  Can anyone help me?"

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« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2009, 12:56:33 PM » by BJ_BOBBI_JO

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Quote from: Gigi on October 09, 2009, 12:50:48 PM
The only relief for this terrible syndrome is to stop using products with SLS in them at once.  And absolutely no gluten. 

I agree. And in addition to my above prescription of the 10 cayenne pepper enemas I recommend she only eat boiled cow liver and deep fried chicken feet but only on a full moon while wearing red striped Pj's facing the east.
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« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2009, 01:45:56 PM » by Whiterock
Quote from: floydian on October 09, 2009, 11:55:47 AM
"I'm new here, and I don't know how this works, so I'm posting here but I have all these problems and need help.  I have rashes all over, I'm running a fever of 105.3, I have a cough, stopped up nose, and I've been barfing every hour on the hour for three days.  And my pinky toe hurts.  Can anyone help me?"

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Kiss



Rub some dirt on it.
If that doesn't work then you need to stretch your calf muscle --no matter how much it hurts.
And if that doesn't work then you need to walk it off.
You'll be fine.

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« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2009, 01:57:20 PM » by hi_itsgwen
Floydian, in the role of George, will now be playing 'where's Waldo' with the new moderators...dodging in and out of various threads with wild illnesses.  It's your job to diagnose, and coral George into the proper thread....GO!
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« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2009, 08:05:14 PM » by healthybratt

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Quote from: amy3js on October 09, 2009, 12:19:03 PM
Quote from: floydian on October 09, 2009, 11:55:47 AM
"I'm new here, and I don't know how this works, so I'm posting here but I have all these problems and need help.  I have rashes all over, I'm running a fever of 105.3, I have a cough, stopped up nose, and I've been barfing every hour on the hour for three days.  And my pinky toe hurts.  Can anyone help me?"

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Kiss



You are cracking me up today floydian! ROFL!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


p.s.- it's probably yeast. You can do a search for "yeast" or "Candida" and get a ton of helpful information and links. You should stop eating anything white right now. Except  garlic, rub that all over your body after you mix it in some coconut and olive oil. And wash your hair in vinegar. And eat fermented vegetables.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Wink
Isn't coconut oil white?   Huh


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« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2009, 08:06:19 PM » by healthybratt

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Quote from: BJ_BOBBI_JO on October 09, 2009, 12:40:49 PM
Floydian-- I believe that you have candidacolonitesmonocardowhatchamacallitodites.  It is a very serious medical Dx which requires immediate attention. The normal protocol for this diabolical illness is 10 cayenne pepper enemas a day for 7 days.
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« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2009, 08:07:19 PM » by healthybratt

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Quote from: BJ_BOBBI_JO on October 09, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
Quote from: Gigi on October 09, 2009, 12:50:48 PM
The only relief for this terrible syndrome is to stop using products with SLS in them at once.  And absolutely no gluten. 

I agree. And in addition to my above prescription of the 10 cayenne pepper enemas I recommend she only eat boiled cow liver and deep fried chicken feet but only on a full moon while wearing red striped Pj's facing the east.
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« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2009, 01:09:20 PM » by floydian
BJ scared me into being good for a couple of days.   Shocked
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« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2009, 02:56:44 PM » by orcuttranch
Wow!  I was reading these last few posts and laughing so hard out loud!  So my six year old kept asking me what was so funny.  That just made me laugh out loud even more.  Can you imagine reading the last 10 or 15 posts to a 6 year old and the look on her face?

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« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2009, 01:18:07 AM » by RunAmokFarm
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Rub some dirt on it.

You forgot to mention that she must spit on it first, before rubbing the dirt in.  Duh.   Roll Eyes

Actually, I am feeling pretty confident.  WHY? you may ask.  Because it only took me an hour to move one post and start a new topic, only to realize that I actually should have merged it with another post of similar topic - which, by the way, I didn't find the first time I did the search, because the thread was not accurately named, so then I renamed the newly merged thread so the search tool would find the topic easily... then I realized it all had to be completely moved to a different section, because the topic I merged with wasn't in the right spot either.
 
Humph...  And I always though HB was actually working. <grin>
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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2009, 02:49:01 AM » by SC

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Quote from: RunAmokFarm on October 11, 2009, 01:18:07 AM
Quote from: whiterock
Rub some dirt on it.
Actually, I am feeling pretty confident.  WHY? you may ask.  Because it only took me an hour to move one post and start a new topic, only to realize that I actually should have merged it with another post of similar topic - which, by the way, I didn't find the first time I did the search, because the thread was not accurately named, so then I renamed the newly merged thread so the search tool would find the topic easily... then I realized it all had to be completely moved to a different section, because the topic I merged with wasn't in the right spot either.
 
Humph...  And I always though HB was actually working. <grin>
J
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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2009, 10:51:11 AM » by healthybratt

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Quote from: RunAmokFarm on October 11, 2009, 01:18:07 AM
Quote from: whiterock
Rub some dirt on it.

You forgot to mention that she must spit on it first, before rubbing the dirt in.  Duh.   Roll Eyes

Actually, I am feeling pretty confident.  WHY? you may ask.  Because it only took me an hour to move one post and start a new topic, only to realize that I actually should have merged it with another post of similar topic - which, by the way, I didn't find the first time I did the search, because the thread was not accurately named, so then I renamed the newly merged thread so the search tool would find the topic easily... then I realized it all had to be completely moved to a different section, because the topic I merged with wasn't in the right spot either.
 
Humph...  And I always though HB was actually working. <grin>
J
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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2009, 10:55:50 AM » by healthybratt

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Quote from: RunAmokFarm on October 11, 2009, 01:18:07 AM
Quote from: whiterock
Rub some dirt on it.

You forgot to mention that she must spit on it first, before rubbing the dirt in.  Duh.   Roll Eyes

Actually, I am feeling pretty confident.  WHY? you may ask.  Because it only took me an hour to move one post and start a new topic, only to realize that I actually should have merged it with another post of similar topic - which, by the way, I didn't find the first time I did the search, because the thread was not accurately named, so then I renamed the newly merged thread so the search tool would find the topic easily... then I realized it all had to be completely moved to a different section, because the topic I merged with wasn't in the right spot either.
 
Humph...  And I always though HB was actually working. <grin>
J
  Actually, you're at quite a disadvantage, because I've actually read all of the topics and--for the most part--remember all of them.  Weird..cuz I can't remember to tie my shoes, or take my cod liver oil every day or even to go to the bathroom when I get up to go to the bathroom.  But I generally know which topics have been covered and which ones have not.  It will take you poor girls a bit to find and remember all of these topics.  Heh heh.  I mean there's only a few thousand. 
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« Reply #44 on: October 12, 2009, 11:14:29 AM » by dara
Wow, you picked a couple good mods, one of which i can now pick the brain of on and off the boards! I hadn't thought of you girls as techies, but then again, what CAN'T you do? Yay!
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« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2009, 11:25:55 AM » by RunAmokFarm
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Actually, you're at quite a disadvantage, because I've actually read all of the topics and--for the most part--remember all of them. --- It will take you poor girls a bit to find and remember all of these topics.  Heh heh.  I mean there's only a few thousand.

HUH?   Shocked  You mean I have to KNOW what I am moderating?  Like, uh... READ it first??  Are ya'll crazy??  When I accepted this position, I thought:
1.  There was "nothin' to it".
2.  I would be famously adored by my "underlings".
3.  I would bask in everyones' praise and admiration.
4.  I would get a new, 2010 diesel crew cab pick-up - with leather interior AND heated seats.

*sigh*
Jaque   Cheesy
       
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« Reply #46 on: October 12, 2009, 11:46:37 AM » by Whiterock
Has anyone else pondered the fact that we now have someone in a leadership position, with RUN AMOK in their name?

xD

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« Reply #47 on: October 12, 2009, 11:48:20 AM » by boysmama
Yeah, I think it means we actually have to work,but whats a few thousand topics to memorize.  Cheesy

PS. The cab of a new truck with heated leather seat sounds like a great office.  Wink
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« Reply #48 on: October 12, 2009, 12:14:01 PM » by herbalmom
Quote from: Whiterock on October 12, 2009, 11:46:37 AM
Has anyone else pondered the fact that we now have someone in a leadership position, with RUN AMOK in their name?

xD

WR

Just think, she has only been the 'WTM/UE "expert" on raw feeding & dog nutrition for what, 3 years now? You're only noticing now that her name is RUN AMOK?  Wink Wink Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Kiss Kiss 

RunAmok & Boysmama- are you sure you want the job- see what you've opened yourself up for?  Wink Wink Wink
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« Reply #49 on: October 12, 2009, 12:23:08 PM » by healthybratt

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Quote from: Whiterock on October 12, 2009, 11:46:37 AM
Has anyone else pondered the fact that we now have someone in a leadership position, with RUN AMOK in their name?

xD

WR

ROTFL

Well you've been living with a "bratt" in leadership for 4 years (or 10 - can't remember anymore), so this shouldn't be much of an adjustment.   Grin

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« Reply #50 on: October 12, 2009, 12:25:22 PM » by boysmama
Herbalmom, since I'm just a plain mama I ordered an elephant hide to wear to work.  Cheesy
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« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2009, 02:06:39 PM » by Gigi
I can see that RunAmok is a'movin' and a'shakin!  Woo Hoo!  You go girl!    Cool
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« Reply #52 on: October 12, 2009, 02:35:58 PM » by Whiterock
Quote from: herbalmom on October 12, 2009, 12:14:01 PM
Quote from: Whiterock on October 12, 2009, 11:46:37 AM
Has anyone else pondered the fact that we now have someone in a leadership position, with RUN AMOK in their name?

xD

WR

Just think, she has only been the 'WTM/UE "expert" on raw feeding & dog nutrition for what, 3 years now? You're only noticing now that her name is RUN AMOK?  Wink Wink Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Kiss Kiss 

RunAmok & Boysmama- are you sure you want the job- see what you've opened yourself up for?  Wink Wink Wink

Of course I've noticed it before now! LOL. But Run Amok wasn't charged with keeping order, before now. LOL, see what I mean?

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« Reply #53 on: October 12, 2009, 10:18:50 PM » by lovetoreadmom
Yea!!  for the new Mods!! 

So glad I can still come here.  I love WTM!!  It's like a home away from home . . . but I get to live with some friends.  Smiley
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« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2009, 10:23:12 PM » by lovetoreadmom
Quote from: RunAmokFarm on October 12, 2009, 11:25:55 AM
2.  I would be famously adored by my "underlings".
3.  I would bask in everyones' praise and admiration.

*sigh*
Jaque   Cheesy
       


ROFLOL!!  Smiley  These are really funny!!  Honestly Jaque, you do have my admiration for this "job."  I could NOT keep up!   Shocked
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« Reply #55 on: October 13, 2009, 11:36:16 AM » by BJ_BOBBI_JO

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Quote from: lovetoreadmom on October 12, 2009, 10:23:12 PM
Honestly Jaque, you do have my admiration for this "job."  I could NOT keep up!   Shocked

I have to agree this woud be a hard and time consumming job. I already dont get enough done around the house so I cant imagine how much less I would get done if I was a mod cause it has got to be very time consumming. So I bet adding 2 more mods is helpful in spreading out the work load.

I had to mention that I like what Im seeing on WTM once again. It is coming back to life.
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« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2009, 03:27:08 PM » by floydian
Quote from: BJ_BOBBI_JO on October 13, 2009, 11:36:16 AM
Quote from: lovetoreadmom on October 12, 2009, 10:23:12 PM
Honestly Jaque, you do have my admiration for this "job."  I could NOT keep up!   Shocked

I have to agree this woud be a hard and time consumming job. I already dont get enough done around the house so I cant imagine how much less I would get done if I was a mod cause it has got to be very time consumming. So I bet adding 2 more mods is helpful in spreading out the work load.

I had to mention that I like what Im seeing on WTM once again. It is coming back to life.

BJ, if you were a mod, then you'd have to moderate your own posts!!!!   Cheesy Grin Cheesy   You get in trouble as much as I do!!!
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« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2009, 03:36:15 PM » by BJ_BOBBI_JO

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Aint that the truth!?   Roll Eyes

I have needed lots of spankings.  Cheesy
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« Reply #58 on: October 13, 2009, 08:40:35 PM » by lovetoreadmom
Quote from: floydian on October 13, 2009, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: BJ_BOBBI_JO on October 13, 2009, 11:36:16 AM
Quote from: lovetoreadmom on October 12, 2009, 10:23:12 PM
Honestly Jaque, you do have my admiration for this "job."  I could NOT keep up!   Shocked

I have to agree this woud be a hard and time consumming job. I already dont get enough done around the house so I cant imagine how much less I would get done if I was a mod cause it has got to be very time consumming. So I bet adding 2 more mods is helpful in spreading out the work load.

I had to mention that I like what Im seeing on WTM once again. It is coming back to life.

BJ, if you were a mod, then you'd have to moderate your own posts!!!!   Cheesy Grin Cheesy   You get in trouble as much as I do!!!

Quote from: BJ_BOBBI_JO on October 13, 2009, 03:36:15 PM
Aint that the truth!?   Roll Eyes

I have needed lots of spankings.  Cheesy

You two crack me up!!  Smiley
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