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Humor at Home
« on: June 06, 2006, 11:46:04 PM » by 3boysmyjoys

A couple of days ago I bought a paint brush to do some painting around the house. The next morning it was gone. Of course, I went straight to my boys (3 and 5) to see if they knew anything about it. I said, "OK, which one of you took Mommy's paint brush?" AJ (5) replied, "It wasn't me. I think it was Gideon (3). Yes, I know it was Gideon!" "How do you know for sure?", I asked. "Well, in the middle of the night I heard the pitter-patter of little tippy-toes...that was Gideon. And then I heard a bigger noise...that was the paintbrush!"

I had to laugh!

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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2006, 07:50:44 AM » by Pennie

Oh, I'm glad you started this. I love to hear the cute and funny things kids say. My victoria is a very funny girl. she's 3 and makes me laugh alot. She is probly also makes me the most crazy. the other day she stuck her stomach out as far as she could and said, "I'm fat, I think there's a baby in there" and then she(we laughed)I said no, there's no baby in there and she raised her eyebrows and grinned really big and said "uh huh." Grin

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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2006, 08:40:06 AM » by Julie G

Thanks for the laughs! Too cute! My 1 1/2 year old isn't saying much yet but often I'll play around with her and smell her feet and tell her they are stinky...I really ham it up for her, she laughs so hard about it...I've been doing it probably since she was 9 months old...maybe even longer and she still thinks it's funny.

Well the other day she was taking care of her baby doll and got very serious looking grabbed her babies foot, inspected it, and then smelled it. She wrinkled up her nose and yelled "Stinky!!". I laughed so hard! I couldn't stop....it was like she'd just figured out her doll had feet and of course they stink.

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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2006, 09:44:25 AM » by KatieMac

The other day I was nursing my 15 month old and he kept popping off, blowing into a KAZOO and then latching back on!

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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2006, 10:28:39 AM » by jenny4wen

Hahahahhaha! These are wonderful! Praise God for His blessings to us!

My little girl was at the table for lunch the other day with her baby doll. She was "feeding" her like I feed Ben, and I told her "your going to be a good momma!" She answerd quick, "Yeah! And I'll have a BIG belly too!!! Cheesy

" I don't know if she meant big belly means baby's coming, or momma needs to go on a diet! Wink

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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2006, 11:31:06 AM » by Pennie

My little ones definitely think if you have a big belly you are obviously having a baby. It can be rather embarrassing. Embarrassed

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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2006, 03:27:39 PM » by lanabrooke

LOL! When my aunt was pg w/ her 3rd, her 2nd, who was 3 or 4 at the time, said: "Mama, could you open your mouth real wide so I can look down your throat and see the baby?"

We all got a kick out of that one!!

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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2006, 05:52:42 PM » by kittyninja

OH I have tons of 'em! I will spare you (for now Grin

) and only share 2!! I heard an OW while outside with my babes and i saw my son sitting on the ground holding his foot. I said "what's wrong?" As he's examining his foot he says "i think i have an oompa loompa stuck in it!" "A WHAT?" "an oompa loompa-i stepped on it and now it's stuck in my foot!" this was said with all seriousness -he's 4. Cheesy

Now I gotta find out if we can spray for oompa loompas cos those little guys sure scare me!!

When I was taking the aforementioned 4 year old for his 4 year check up I was told he needed SIX vaccines!! I asked if he can get half now half later and they said yes. Well, the first round didn't go very well at all-lotsa screaming and crying(caleb didn't do very well either Cheesy

). Needless to say he was prepared for the second round. I told him to go get dressed we had to go. He comes strolling out in his spiderman costume-it comes complete with big arm muscles and everything. He said "alright let's go-the dr. can give me the shots right into the spiderman muscle and i won't even feel it!" Boy was he upset when they made him pull the costume down! Grin

Ok i already read the threads on well baby checks and vaccines!

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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2006, 06:09:52 PM » by kittyninja

OKOKOK I can't help it ONE MORE!! THis is a sweet one though. I was pushing my son on the swing and he said "Push me higher momma! So i can hug God and give my new little baby a kiss!"

We lossed a little one at 9weeks and we had already told the kids that a new baby was on its way and then we had to tell them (caleb mainly) that the baby went to heaven to live with God! We lossed him 2 months ago and Caleb STILL talks about him (he swears it's a baby brother)-not that we will ever forget-he will always be alive in Caleb's innocence!
I have loads of what i call "Calebisms"! I post them on my xanga blog too!

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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2006, 07:43:52 PM » by happy2B-rickswife

I have almost forgotten how funny lil'ones are, I love these cute stories.

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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2006, 07:44:51 PM » by jaemom

One day when I was getting ready to nurse my youngest, my 7yo asked me, "Mom, is that regular milk or baby milk?" I can only imagine what he was thinking. Tongue

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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2006, 08:37:58 PM » by SONBEAM

Today we went out to eat at a Japanese restaraunt. My husband ordered sushi and my 4yo son wanted to try it. He didn't care for it, but was very interested to see daddy eat it. While my husband was eating the sushi roll my son yelled daddy you ate the band-aid! We had to explain to him that it was seaweed wrapped around the roll. Come to think of it, I don't think he knows what seaweed is, so, not sure if that helped at all.

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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2006, 12:04:33 AM » by felmleyfam

My two year old said "daddy, ground!" (that means lets wrestle) and daddy said, "not right now, it is bed time son." A few minutes later our boy was stading against the couch and said "dad I NEED to wrestle." Needless to say, they wreslted. Boys and their dads; it is a beautiful thing.

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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2006, 09:29:11 AM » by kamom

My almost six yr old needed help finding a lego part. "MOm, come and find it for me. You are the best looker in the house!" Grin

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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2006, 01:48:03 PM » by Pennie

I took my girls to get their hair cut the other day and my 3 yr old DID NOT want her hair done. We tried to wash anyway and as I was trying to get her in the chair I realized she had no panties on!! She was wearing a jean skirt. I was pretty mortified. Thankfully the place was practically empty. Now I AWAYS check to make sure she has some on b/f we leave the house. Embarrassed

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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2006, 02:10:36 PM » by 1happygal

I thought my 19 month old son was just fascinated with the realization that his finger fit perfectly up his nose. That was until I saw him shoving rice up there too! Shocked

After some saline drops and suction he finally sneezed out three pieces of rice. I thought it was over but this morning he sneezed out a small chunk of green apple with the skin still on it!! Huh

All I could do was thank God his "meal" was out and laugh!! Grin

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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2006, 03:35:44 PM » by Pennie

My 3 yr old refers to a swim suit as a swim soup. and a bow is boat.

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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2006, 04:35:57 PM » by jaemom

LOL

My daughter called it a "baby soup" instead of a bathing suit.

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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2006, 08:42:58 PM » by Soñadora

Quote from: jaemom on June 09, 2006, 04:35:57 PM

LOL

My daughter called it a "baby soup" instead of a bathing suit.

It was "babing" suit in our house.

Over the years I have written down so many funny things the kids have done, or said, but where I put them I'll never know... The other night, however, when my husband asked the kids what Ecclesiastes meant, the 4 y/o raised his hand and yelled, "The Creature!"

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« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2006, 01:33:39 PM » by Pennie

For some reason my peanut butter playdough didn't turn out too well, so I am making balls out of it and dipping them in chocolate. My Victoria (3)was watching me and she said "I've always liked choclate" I just had to laugh. Grin

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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2006, 05:21:29 PM » by Helen

these are hysterical, Penny dont feel bad, my neices would come to the house and we would often check to make sure they had panites on ,often they didnt, or we would come into the bathroom and there was a tiny wad of little girly panites, it always cracked us up. they are so unselfconcious about it. My son is not tlaking much yet, but he loves to talk on cell phones, now and then i will give him the phone to talk to my mom, his grandma, he grabs it and strides around and barks ordors into the phone, mostly gibberish, but No No often comes out.......................... I am pretty sure he is trying to act like my husband who had a lot of employees and would sometiems bark into the phone. ha ha. he is 19 mo

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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2006, 07:02:02 PM » by jaemom

We visit my hubby at work sometimes, just to say hi or bring him lunch. One day after we left my husband called a little upset. Apparently a customer had walked into the bathroom and found a pair of little girl panties wadded up on the floor. He's the manager of a paint store and his customers are mostly paint contractors, so the only little girls that come in there are usually ours. He was very embarassed to say the least, especially since everyone knew it was our daughters'.

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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2006, 10:01:15 PM » by homeschooltheheart

My sister has 3 girls all 1 year apart. When they were very little, they would run to me every time I changed my son's diaper. They would stare...intently...then burst out in laughter. This upset me greatly until I realized they had never see a little boy before. I couldn't help but laugh at them each time I changed his diaper.

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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2006, 10:05:24 PM » by Soñadora

That reminds me of a story a friend told me about her son. She only had boys, so once when her friend's baby daughter was being changed, her son stopped and asked, "Why does she have two bums?"

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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2006, 08:33:16 PM » by Pennie

Okay, I didn't actually laugh I went and got the camera. My husband said go look at Annika(she's four months)so I went and she was laying on our bed on her back carrying on a lively conversation with her hand. Ohhhhh, so sweeeeeeeeet. Course right now as my 5 yr old would say, "the baby is screaming to death" Gotta go! Cheesy

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« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2006, 05:46:22 PM » by mom24boys

My nephew hadn't been around breastfeeding moms before. He had watched several times as I nursed my new son, being very polite and curious. He and his mom took us for a 6 week check up. On the way to the doctor's, my nephew pipes up from the back seat, "Aunt Jenny, just how much milk will the doctor put in your boobies this time?"

Priceless.

I got to tell on him to his wife when they had their first. It was even better than the original incident 'cuz he is now a big, shaved headed, tattooed and pierced, hard-core man. It actually made him blush to be seen as an innocent little boy.

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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2006, 07:31:19 PM » by ~esposita~

Our 19 mos old daughter is into pointing at things and stating who's they are: "Papa!" for his pants and shirts on the clothes line; "Mama!" for my glass of water; "Blah-blah!" (tanslation - brother) for a baby blanket, diaper, etc. You get the picture.

Well, the other night we were snuggling with her before bed. She had her head on my shoulder. Suddenly she started patting my breasts and nodidng her head and she piped up and said, "Blah-blah! Blah-blah!" I guess she is paying close attention when I'm nursing her "blah-blah" Cheesy

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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2006, 11:09:54 PM » by Soñadora

I told my youngest daughter to remind me if I forgot to pick something up, and she said, "Well Mama, the way that I remember things is to think." Embarrassed

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« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2006, 11:33:28 PM » by 3boysmyjoys

AJ, my 5yob, has gotten into the hilarious habit of using big words in the wrong places. Cheesy

A few days ago he was trying to express his excitement to me. He said this: "Oh, Mommy, I am so revolted that we get to play cowboys and indians!!!" Grin

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« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2006, 05:37:08 PM » by lotsaboys

As we are playing and working I will occasionally quote scripture to make a point, answer a question, settle a dispute, etc. Today my 5 yr. old twin boys were sharing a beater, licking off the frosting (for sister's birthday cake), and the more "bossy" of the two wanted to hold it the entire time. The "victim" looked at me and asked, "Mom, does the Bible say that the one boy should hold the beater while the other one takes a lick?" Grin

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